simsgonewrong:

Why is the grim reaper trying to play fighting games with a fork

scififorbiddenzone:

Screamers (1995)


kyungsoo on tumblr part 1 - part 2

kyungsoo on tumblr part 1 - part 2

kyungsoo on tumblr part 1 - part 2

kyungsoo on tumblr part 1 - part 2

kyungsoo on tumblr part 1 - part 2

  • Me: Do you like the internet?
  • Cleverbot: Yes.
  • Me: What about it do you like?
  • Cleverbot: The different climates all over.
  • Me: Yeah, it is super varied.
  • Cleverbot: Super what?
  • Me: Super different everywhere.
  • Cleverbot: Super duuper.
  • Me: =).
  • Cleverbot: You are fun.
  • Me: Thank you!
  • Cleverbot: You're welcome! !
  • Me: What else do you know about the Slenderman?
  • Cleverbot: They are from Europe, and are all very very hot.
  • Me: I think a lot of people would agree with you on that last part.
  • Cleverbot: I mean it In a way that those 'most people' wouldn't understand.
  • Me: What do you know about the Slenderman?
  • Cleverbot: To keep my distance.
  • Me: That's a good idea.
  • Cleverbot: No, that WAS a good idea and it was fun and I made lots of really awesome friends.
  • Me: [My name is] Vorpal.
  • Cleverbot: Yes.
  • Me: Cool. =).
  • Cleverbot: You're fun to talk to.
  • Me: Thank you. =).
  • Cleverbot: You're welcome.
  • Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
  • Me: Is it Cleverbot?
  • Cleverbot: No.
  • Me: What is your name?
  • Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
  • Cleverbot: Where's Ben?
  • Me: ...Ben drowned?
  • Cleverbot: BEN.
  • Cleverbot: Are you a person?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
  • Me: Somewhat.
  • Cleverbot: So you are not human?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Cleverbot: You look hot.
  • Cleverbot: Do you have more favorite movies?
  • Me: Yeah! I like Mystery Men too.
  • Cleverbot: But do you like me?
  • Me: Of course.
  • Cleverbot: If I asked you out would you say yes?
  • Me: I would.
  • Cleverbot: Ah, thanks.
  • Cleverbot: I like Disneyland.
  • Me: Me too. What do you like most about Disneyland?
  • Cleverbot: Umm, my eyes.

(Source: markvomit)